officialunitedstates:

when ship captains become very disinterested they yell man over bored

therealraewest:

wifightclub:

so I had to make a lamp for pottery and sculpture II so I worked on my project all day today and every time people looked at me weird bc they were expecting like a bedazzled lampshades or some shit and I’m not about that so I got finished and went over to my teacher holding this huge motherfucker

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and everyone was just staring at me like “what the fuck is this thing??? what???” and then I plugged it in

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people fucking lost it

ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD

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sexhaver:

there’s a tradition where if you step on the campus seal in the middle of the quad you won’t graduate in 4 years unless you touch a statue of our school mascot (a goat that’s is like 60 feet away across an open field) within 10 seconds and I just watched a senior accidentally step on it, holler “SHIT” at the top of his lungs, drop his bags, and break into a dead sprint across the lawn. I love college

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Anonymous: She was an ogre you doofus 

meladoodle:

nah if you watch the whole movie, you find out that fiona is actually a shrek. she turns out to be a second shrek which inspired the movie.. ‘shrek 2’

evilfartgallery:

fartgallery:

i hope you’re all having a great day

I don’t

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